A Barber Ascot Vale Locals Can Count On
Looking for a barber Ascot Vale locals can rely on? We’re a few minutes up the road in Moonee Ponds, about 2km away on Pascoe Vale Road. Fades, tapers, scissor cuts and beards, cut with care and booked at a time that suits you.
Jarrod Stephens
Kevin is probably the most chill and smoothest barber I’ve been too!! Constantly has me lined up good and keeps me coming back
The Hooligans standard by the numbers
We skip the fluffy promises and focus on what you actually get. Every haircut is tailored, but here’s the standard you can expect every time you book.
Your Booked Time, Respected
Coming in from Ascot Vale? We’re appointment-only, so you can plan your trip around your cut. Book your time. We’ll do our best to keep you on schedule.
Designed To Grow Out Well
Whatever the style, we cut for how your hair grows. Precision cuts designed to grow out well, so the trip in is worth it.
Average Google Review Rating
Our rating comes from locals across Moonee Ponds, Ascot Vale and the rest of the inner north-west. Consistency is what keeps them coming back.
Why Ascot Vale Blokes Make The Trip To Hooligans
Every Hair Type
Afro, curly, Asian or European hair, our crew knows how to cut it. You get a cut that suits your texture, not a generic one.
Five Barbers, One Standard
Kevin, Yonase, Jordan, Phill and Jackson all cut to the same standard. Pick your favourite or grab the first time that suits.
Easy To Get To
Ascot Vale station is one stop from Moonee Ponds on the Craigieburn line, and the 59 tram runs up Mt Alexander Road along Ascot Vale's edge to Moonee Ponds Junction, a short walk from the shop.
Finding A Good Barber Near Ascot Vale Shouldn't Be This Hard
There’s no shortage of barbers around Ascot Vale. Finding one who cuts your hair right, every single time, is the hard part.
You scroll through every barber near Ascot Vale and they all look the same. So you pick one and hope for the best.
One visit is great and the next is a mess. You never know which barber or which cut you’ll get.
Busy shops push people through fast. The fade gets blended in a hurry and it shows a week later.
You Just Want A Barber You Can Trust
Finding a good barber is a bit like finding a good mechanic. Once you’ve got one, you stick with them. We built this shop to be that barber for Ascot Vale and the rest of the inner north-west.
A Local Barber For Ascot Vale And Surrounds
We cut for blokes from Ascot Vale, Moonee Ponds, Flemington, Kensington and Maribyrnong, plus the rest of the inner north-west. We’re about 2km from Ascot Vale, around five minutes by car, so it’s easy to fit a proper cut into your week.
We’re a good fit if you’re:
For the Ascot Vale bloke who wants a good barber close to home.
For the bloke who needs a cut after work, with Thursday and Friday open till 7pm.
For the bloke who knows exactly what he wants and expects it done right.
For the bloke who wants a spot where the kids can get a cut too.
What Makes A Good Barber For Ascot Vale Blokes?
It isn’t the fanciest fit-out. It’s a barber who listens, takes their time and gets the same result every visit. That’s the standard we hold ourselves to.
Build Your Perfect Barber Visit From Ascot Vale
Whatever you’re after, we’ll build it around your hair, your head shape and your routine. These are the three ways most blokes book.
Fades And Tapers
Skin fades and tapers, low, mid or high. We blend them clean on every hair type, so there are no harsh lines or patches.
- Skin fades and tapers
- Low, mid or high
- Clean, even blends
- Every hair type
Scissor Cuts And Longer Styles
For longer hair, textured crops and flows, we shape with scissors. That way it sits right and moves naturally.
- Shaped with scissors
- Longer and textured styles
- Natural movement
- Styling tips included
Hair And Beard
Get your cut and beard done in one visit. We blend the two so your whole profile looks finished.
- Cut and beard together
- Sharp beard line-up
- Blended, finished profile
- One easy booking
How A Visit To Our Shop Works
Coming from Ascot Vale? Here’s how a visit to our Moonee Ponds shop works.
Book Online
Pick your barber, service and time online. Book your time. We'll do our best to keep you on schedule.
Get Here
We're at Unit 2/134-136 Pascoe Vale Road, Moonee Ponds, about 2km from Ascot Vale. Ascot Vale station is one stop from Moonee Ponds on the Craigieburn line, and the 59 tram runs up Mt Alexander Road along Ascot Vale's edge to Moonee Ponds Junction, a short walk from the shop.
The Consult And Cut
We'll chat about what you want and check your hair and head shape. Then we get to work, with no rushing.
Style And Go
We'll style it and show you how to do it at home. We'll also let you know when to book back in.
The Right Tools And The Right Skills
Good barbering comes down to skill, the right gear and fixing the problems we see every day.
Common Haircut Problems We Fix Daily
Our Toolkit
Hear From Guys in The Neighbourhood
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Your Barber Ascot Vale Questions, Answered
Still got a question? Give us a call on 0426 693 033.
Are you a barber in Ascot Vale?
Not quite. We’re in Moonee Ponds, about 2km from Ascot Vale, at Unit 2/134-136 Pascoe Vale Road. It’s around five minutes by car, so most of our Ascot Vale regulars find it an easy trip.
Which suburbs near Ascot Vale do you serve?
Plenty of our regulars come from Ascot Vale. We also see blokes from Moonee Ponds, Flemington, Kensington, Maribyrnong and Essendon. Everyone’s welcome.
How do I get from Ascot Vale to your shop?
Ascot Vale station is one stop from Moonee Ponds on the Craigieburn line, and the 59 tram runs up Mt Alexander Road along Ascot Vale’s edge to Moonee Ponds Junction, a short walk from the shop. Check your journey planner for the best route on the day.
How do I find the right barber for my hair?
Look for a barber who asks questions before they start and knows your hair type. Consistency matters more than a flash fit-out. We’d love the chance to show you how we work.
When are you open?
We’re open Tuesday and Wednesday 10am to 6pm, Thursday and Friday 10am to 7pm and Saturday 9am to 5pm. We’re closed Sunday and Monday. Book online to grab a time.
How much is a haircut?
A Men’s Cut is from $50 and a Fade is from $60. A Scissor Cut is from $60 and kids under 12 are from $40. You’ll see the exact price when you book.
See the real vibe of our laid-back shop before you even step inside.
Real Moments from the Barber’s Chair
Here are some of the reels from the barber’s chair where creativity, and attention to detail come together to create sharp haircuts, perfectly shaped beards, and confident new looks for our clients.
Come Visit The Shop
We’re on Pascoe Vale Road in Moonee Ponds, about 2km from Ascot Vale. Swing by for a relaxed, proper cut close to home.
Operating Hours
- Mon Closed
- Tue 10 am – 6 pm
- Wed 10 am – 6 pm
- Thu 10 am – 7 pm
- Fri 10 am – 7 pm
- Sat 9 am – 5 pm
- Sun Closed
Ready To Find Your Ascot Vale Barber?
Stop rolling the dice on new barbers. Book online and get a cut you can count on, just down the road from Ascot Vale. Good haircuts shouldn’t be left to chance.
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